1.*me wears a shirt from a popular film etc.*
(other person) Do you like {insert film here}?
No honey, I don't. That's why I am wearing this shirt. To show everyone how much I hate it.
Or they ask me what it is from when it says the name of the film RIGHT ON THE SHIRT! Are you able to read or not?!
2. Are you going to the Netherlands because of the drugs?
Yes, of course. Not like there is anything else interesting about this country besides the drugs. Please. Leave me alone.
3. Is this paper actually blue?
No. It's yellow.
4. Are you two a couple?
Why do you think we are a couple just because we spent time with each other? Am I not allowed to have friends? And as a quick reminder: I don't kiss my friends on the mouth to greet them.
5.Can you correct this thing I wrote in english?
Don't get me wrong: it's ok to ask for help, but it's not ok to ask for help and than blame me that I am not fast at doing my own work and that I don't work fast enough? Please, think. For once. It's hard, but worth it.
